A bright spark in the dark

royeah: lovecraftianpsychoanalyst: mollyiswideawake: mr-davest...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:19:52 +1000

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

good guy satan

kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 14:20:19 +1000

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 15:30:53 +1000

And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?...

Fri, 31 May 2013 20:50:15 +1000

And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat? It’s because of my list of rules.

thedogtagchronicles: This is how a flag should be folded. There...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:24:57 +1000

thedogtagchronicles:

This is how a flag should be folded. There should be only blue and stars showing. If there are stripes showing, it is not folded tightly enough.

When that flag is handed off to the next of kin “On behalf of a grateful nation” the least we can do as a final act to honor our fallen brother or sister is be diligent and fold the flag correctly.

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Tue, 28 May 2013 19:24:55 +1000

semperannoying: nevver: Moore, Oklahoma No fucking way…

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:06:17 +1000

semperannoying:

nevver:

Moore, Oklahoma

No fucking way…

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:19:32 +1000

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children.

The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.

One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.

You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

zillybooradley: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:28:59 +1000

zillybooradley:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:04:26 +1000

ceebee23: Camp Schwab, Okinawa, Japan - Lance Cpl. Juan C....

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:06:19 +1000

ceebee23:

Camp Schwab, Okinawa, Japan - Lance Cpl. Juan C. Navarro subdues Lance Cpl. Blake J. Green as part of his security augmentation force training at Camp Schwab April 15.

and

Camp Schwab, Okinawa, Japan - Staff Sgt. Paul J. Delekto Jr., center, shows Cpl. Kayla E. Morales, right, the proper application of a mechanical advantage control hold technique on Lance Cpl Cory A. Wilson at Camp Schwab April 15 during security augmentation force training.

The course contained a variety of training, including baton fundamentals, oleoresin capsicum, or OC, spray certification, escalation of force and MACH techniques, which are defensive hand-to-hand tactics, according to Staff Sgt. Anthony Mendoza, the chief trainer with the Provost Marshal’s Office, Marine Corps Base Camp Smedley D. Butler, Marine Corps Installations Pacific. Delekto is the military training team staff noncommissioned officer in charge with PMO. Morales and Wilson are currently assigned to Camp Hansen’s SAF.

teacupgalaxy: automatonic-tawnybear: MEANWHILE IN...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:05:35 +1000

teacupgalaxy:

automatonic-tawnybear:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

oh my fuck

omg crying

stilesstillnski: i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:01:47 +1000

stilesstillnski:

i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck

pendingofficer: Lest we forget

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:01:45 +1000

pendingofficer: Lest we forget:

whymilitarylife:

I wish I had been able to get up to attend the Dawn Service today, but there was no chance of my father allowing me to go on my own.

And so today I decided to venture into the heart of Melbourne, to visit the Shrine of Remembrance located in the Kings Domain.

Originally built as a memorial to…

whymilitarylife: The Shrine of Remembrance

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:01:40 +1000

whymilitarylife:

The Shrine of Remembrance

taco-man-andre: fuckyeahbigbear: The Last Sterling...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:52:35 +1000

taco-man-andre:

fuckyeahbigbear:

The Last Sterling Brochure

Sterling Armament Company was purchased in 1989 by British Aerospace - a fact well documented in the Guns of Dagenham. What is not so well documented, is that subsequently the remaining firearms inventory was sold to a dealer in Devon, England. This gentleman purchased a batch to gold plate and offered them to very well heeled foreign officials. It is unknown how successful that endeavor was.

This brochure is just about as rare as the last of these L2A3’s. I prefer to think of it as a suiting tribute to one of the finest subguns made in the 20th century.

To the men and women of the Sterling company, well done. Well done, indeed!

dibs

zillybooradley: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:23:00 +1000

zillybooradley:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

yeebayarea: do-or-die-ydg: brianbaquiran: Heckler &...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:07:08 +1000

yeebayarea:

do-or-die-ydg:

brianbaquiran:

Heckler & Koch’s boardroom in their Ashburn, VA office.

This is actually my living room.

This is actually my bathroom.

xkaleidoscopesx: foreverandaday21: My heart stopped when I saw...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:22:54 +1000

xkaleidoscopesx:

foreverandaday21:

My heart stopped when I saw this….I can’t imagine

I almost didn’t reblog this but I had to.

All my love to those who serve this great nation and to the families for all they do to support them.

soldierporn: The versatility and ingenuity of military...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:18:13 +1000

soldierporn:

The versatility and ingenuity of military acronyms.

[“Fuck” has been a staple of military language and an eloquently suited descriptor for generations.]